This is true:

Me yesterday, to the girl who is in Ohio taking care of her father who isn't doing well: Sure I miss the pussy, but I could also be so happy sleeping with you in my arms all night. I just miss being close to you so much.

Me last night, high on now-legal flower: *sends an emoticon of a smiling pussy (cat) followed by every emoticon I could find with the tongue sticking way out.