I, too, am a tea guy. Yorkshire breakfast in the winter, Ceylon whole leaf OPA iced tea in the summer. (After all, I am a southerner/Floridian.) But I also love Cuban coffee. It's more of a dessert than a morning necessity? That said, this is interesting and kind of surprising, honestly. I agree with your take. And coffee as a dessert to improve bowel motility? Maybe I'm doing it right??? hahaha