I don't know why I think this is so funny: But at church, during communion, the minister always gives me a very tiny little piece of bread from the loaf. For me, personally, it is a symbolic ceremony anyway. But if I make it to heaven and the holy presence looks down on me with scorn? hahaha Maybe someday I should write something about whether or not my low-carb eating is sending me to hell?

(And I should say I mean no disrespect.)